A Great Pair Of Balls--Funny Military Jokes

A Great Pair Of Balls

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A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, 

"Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later." 

The nun agreed... A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, 

"Sister, have you seen a soldier?" The nun replied, 

"He went that way." 

After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, 

"I can't thank you enough, sister. You see, I don't want to go to Syria." The nun said, 

"I understand completely." The soldier added, 

"I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!" The nun replied, 

"If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls…. I don't want to go to Syria either."