Military Method to Solve A Problem

Military Method to Solve A Problem

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The soldier was tired and sleepy from a long train ride in a miserable old-day coach. On top of this, two fussy old ladies were keeping him awake with argument about a window.

One wanted it closed and the other wanted it open. This fuss finally brought the conductor.

“Conductor,” said one, “if that window is opened, I’ll just freeze to death!”

“And if it is kept closed,” whined the other, “I’ll suffocate.”

The poor conductor didn’t know what to do and finally turned to the GI for help.”What would you do, soldier, if it were a military problem?”

“In the Army we handle such problems like a double-prong attack. Open the window and freeze one of them, then close it and suffocate the other.”

13 Really Funny Military Jokes

13 Really Funny Military Jokes

1) What’s the difference between a fighter pilot and his aircraft? 

The plane stops whining when you shut down the engines.

2) Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked by the doctor, "Why do you want to join the Navy, son?"

"My father said it'd be a good idea, sir."

"Oh? And what does your father do?"

"He's in the Army, sir."

3) Q: What do you call a Soldier who can read and write?

A: Colonel.

4) Officer: "Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?" 

Soldier: "Sure, buddy." 

Officer: "That's no way to address an officer! Now let's try it again!" 

Officer: " Soldier. Do you have change for a dollar?" 

Soldier: "No, SIR!"

5) Whats The Difference Between A Ferrari And A Navy Wife?

Not Every Coastie Has Been In A Ferrari!!!

6) A soldier keeps a mug upside down and tells the sergeant: - I can't drink from this mug. It has no opening. The sergeant examines the mug and says: - You are right. And besides this, it has no bottom.

7) The Marine walked into a gay bar and said "Here I am". The Bartender ask "Why are you here"? The Marine said "I saw your sign saying "We're looking for a few good men".

8) You Know What They Say About Being In The Navy... 

If You Don't Sleep On Your Back.... Someone Will.

9) Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?

They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.

10) Q: What Do You Call A Female Marine With Only 1 Std?

A: A Boot.

11) Why does the NAVY have marines on their ships???? 

So the Officers have some one to dance with

12) Soldier in his letter home, wrote: "This army life so I wore out that I was to resemble a photograph on the identity of military personnel.

13) Q. What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?

A. Platoon

Really Funny Military Jokes One Liners Of The Day

Really Funny Military Jokes One Liners Of The Day

An army major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks:

“What’s your problem, Soldier?”

“Chronic syphilis, Sir”

“What treatment are you getting?”

“Five minutes with the wire brush each day.”

“What’s your ambition?”

“To get back to the front, Sir.”

“Good man.” says the Major.

He goes to the next bed. “What’s your problem, Soldier?”

“Chronic piles, Sir”

“What treatment are you getting?”

“Five minutes with the wire brush each day.”

“What’s your ambition?”

“To get back to the front, Sir.”

“Good man.” says the Major.

He goes to the next bed. “What’s your problem, Soldier?”

“Chronic gum disease, Sir”

“What treatment are you getting?”

“Five minutes with the wire brush each day.”

“What’s your ambition?”

“To get the wire brush before the other two, Sir”