Mothers Day Jokes
Q: What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
A: "Where's Popcorn?"
Q: Why is a computer so smart?
A: Cause it listens to its motherboard.
Q: What do you call a mom who can't draw?
A: Tracy.
Q: Why did the cookie cry?
A: Because his mother was a wafer so long!
Q: What are the three quickest ways of spreading a rumour (or gossip)?
A: The internet, Telephone, Tell your mom.
Q: What do you call a small mom?
A: minimum.
Q: What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato?
A: catch up!
Q: Why don't mothers wear watches?
A: There's a clock on the stove.
Q: Why did the baby strawberry cry?
A: Because his mom was in a jam!
Q: What did the baby Egyptian say when he got lost?
A: I want my mummy.
Q: What did the momma say to the foal?
A: Its pasture your bedtime
Q: What book do moms like the most?
A: "Their husbands checkbook!"
Q: What did mommy spider say to baby spider?
A: You spend too much time on the web.
Q: What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
A: It's time to go to sweep!
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