Cheetah Jokes
Q: Why can't you play cards in the African Savvana?
A: Because of all the CHEETAHS!
Q: What is Tiger Woods now changing his name to?
A: "LION Cheetah!"
Q: If Tiger Woods is not really a Tiger then what is he?
A: A CHEETAH!
Q: Why didn't the leapord cross the road?
A: He didn't want to get spotted.
Q: Which side of a cheetah has the most spots?
A: THE OUTSIDE!
Q: What animal is bad to sit by when you're takingg a test?
A: A cheetah.
Q: What's a cheetah running a copy machine called?
A: A copycat!
Q: Did you hear about the fat cat that lost everything trying to count cards at the casino?
A: Cheetahs never prosper.
Q: Where does a cheetah sleep?
A: Anywhere he wants to!
Q: What do you get if you cross a leopard with a watchdog?
A: A terrified postman.
Q: What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a snowman?
A: Frost-bite!
Q: What do you get if you cross a cheetah and a sheep?
A: A polka dot sweater.
Q: What's spotted and goes round and round?
A: A cheetah in a revolving door.
Q: Why can't leopards escape from the zoo?
A: They always get spotted.
Q: What does the cheetah say to his friends before they go out hunting for food ?
A: 'Let us prey.'
Q: What do you get if you cross a cheetah with a watchdog ?
A: A terrified postman !
Q: What's the difference between a cheetah and a lion ?
A: A cheetah has the mane part missing
Q: Why isn't there gambling in africa.
A: because there are to many cheetahs.
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