Thứ Tư, 16 tháng 11, 2016

Social Security Jokes Funny

Social Security Jokes Funny



How do Republicans plan to fix social security? 

By taking the word SECURITY out of it. 

How did Bernie Madoff get the idea for a ponzi scheme (where you use the money of new investors to pay off the older investors.) 

Social Security! 

What do you call always wanting a date for New Year's Eve? 
Social Security. 

Yo mama so old her social security number is 1! "Dick Cheney said he felt terrible about shooting a 78-year-old man, but on the bright side, it did give him a great idea about how to fix Social Security." 

-Bill Maher The Mexican goverment has the best social welfare system in the world. 

No forms ... You share the same social security number with all your amigos. 

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