Presidents' Day Jokes Funny
What did Americans do because of the Stamp Act?
They licked the British.
How do you to play War of 1812?
You burn down a White House.
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Liberty.
Who was the biggest jokester in George Washington's army?
Laughayette
What was the most popular dance in 1776?
Indepen-dance.
Do you know the 16th President of the United States?
No, we were never introduced!
What does the Statue of Liberty stand for?
It can't sit down.
Where was the Declaration of Independance signed?
At the bottom!
What do you call a Nebraskan who hates Democratic Presidents?
A CORNservative.
Why did Barack Obama bulldoze the Rose Garden?
He didn't want any Bushes at the
Whats the best birthday gift you can give to George W?
An Exit Strategy from Iraq.
What is Bill Clinton favorite instrument?
A sexaphone!
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