Ant Jokes Funny

Ant Jokes

Why was the baby ant confused? 

Because all his uncles were ants. 

What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes? 

Antteneye! 

What do you call an and with frogs legs? 

An antphibian! 

What do you call an ant that won't go away? 

Permanant 

Why did the ant fall off the toilet seat? 

Because he was pissed off. 

What kind of ants are very learned? 

Pedants! 

What do you call an ant who can't speak? 

A mutant (mute ant). 

Why did the ant cross the road? 

Because he needed to buy deodorant! 

What did the pink panther say when he stepped on the ant? 

deadant deadant deadant deadant. 

What do you call a well-dressed ant? 

Elegant! If three ants are lost in a jungle. 

Who do u call to find them? 

The Minister of finance.(find-ants) 

What do you call an ant who can't play the piano? 

Discordant! 

What kind of ant is good at maths? 

An accountant! 

Where do ants go for their holidays? 

Frants! 

What do you call an ant who skips school? 

A truant! 

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics? 

All sorts of antics! 

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